Long Play Video
Bonus Features
Every film gets its own LPV Card - First Watch, Rewatch, Romance, Action, Soundtrack and a Quote.
Card Clash
Pick any two films and see how they stack up.
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Stat breakdown - who takes each category, First Watch through Soundtrack.
Drinks Menu sponsored by OutOut
The drink that represents each film, picked by Kev and Andy every episode. Tap or hover a drink with a dotted underline for the ingredients.
Swingers
🍸 Kev: Espresso Martini
🥃 Andy: Reverse Vegas (Whiskey & Water)
Beetlejuice
🥃 Kev: I'm The Ghost with the Most, Babe!
🍸 Andy: Beetlejuice → Lydia (switched mid-episode)
Jewel of the Nile
🍹 Kev: Rum Punch
🥂 Andy: Nile Water
Bullet Train
🥃 Kev: Boom Slang
🍹 Andy: Commonwealth Cocktail
Mission Impossible: Fallout
🥤 Kev: Dark and Stormy
🍸 Andy: Churchill Vodka Martini
Hudson Hawk
☕ Kev: Cappuccino
☕ Andy: Hot chocolate with foam and a dash of rum
Beverly Hills Cop
🥃 Kev: Amaretto Sour
🥤 Andy: Rum and Coke (Detroit-bar style)
Zombieland
🍹 Kev: Zombie
🍹 Andy: Zombie (variant recipe)
The Great Mouse Detective
☕ Kev: Dirty London Fog
🥂 Andy: Strawberry Basil Bubbly
Double Impact
🍸 Kev: Twin Six
🍸 Andy: Smooth Twin
Ex Machina
🍹 Kev: Pina Colada
🥤 Andy: Soylent
Se7en
🥃 Kev: Left Hand
🥃 Andy: Loc Do (discontinued single malt Scotch)
So I married an axe murderer
🥃 Kev: Rusty Nail
🍾 Andy: Hooch (90s alcopop)
The Crow
🥃 Kev: Devil's Night Smoked Sour
🍺 Andy: Snake Bite and Black
The Abyss
🥂 Kev: Death in the Afternoon
🍺 Andy: Death Charge
Clue
🥃 Kev: Mr. Green (the Banana Build)
🥃 Andy: Brandy (with a cigarette)
Gravity
🍸 Kev: Aviation
🥃 Andy: Ice cold vodka
Taken
🍷 Kev: French Bordeaux
🍺 Andy: Wicklow Wolf beer
Die Hard
🍺 Kev: Bud Light
🥃 Andy: Yippee-Ki-Yay Cocktail
Major League
🥤 Kev: Tequila Sunrise
🥂 Andy: Cook's Brut Champagne (California)
Kill Bill
🍶 Kev: Chilled Sake
🍶 Andy: Warm Sake
Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade
🍸 Kev: Sidecar
🍸 Andy: Sidecar
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
🥃 Kev: Whiskey Sour
🥤 Andy: Long Island Iced Tea
Demolition Man
🥃 Kev: Old Fashioned
🥃 Andy: Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shot
Zootopia
🍹 Kev: Blue Lagoon
🥂 Andy: Candy Floss Fizz
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
🍺 Kev: Pint of Old Speckled Hen
🥃 Andy: Smoked Rum Old Fashioned
All Dogs Go To Heaven
🥤 Kev: Coke Float
🥤 Andy: Ramos Gin Fizz
The Insider
🥃 Kev: Bourbon on the rocks
🥃 Andy: Single malt Scotch whisky
The Running Man
🥃 Kev: Killian's Kill Shot
🚬 Andy: No drink -- a Cuban cigar instead
Ant Man and The Wasp
🍶 Kev: Sake
🥤 Andy: Vodka and Sprite
The Burbs
🍹 Kev: Witches Brew
🥤 Andy: Dark and Stormy
Piece by Piece
🧃 Kev: Um Bongo (kids' juice drink)
🍹 Andy: Pina Colada
Total Recall
🍹 Kev: Blue Hawaiian
🍹 Andy: Total Recall cocktail (tiki-style)
Drive
🍹 Kev: Scorpion
🥤 Andy: Ramos Gin Fizz
Road House
🍺 Kev: Beer (any beer, brown bottle)
🍺 Andy: Beer in a dirty glass, with peanuts
The Mask
🍹 Kev: Pina Colada
🥃 Andy: Chartreuse
Escape From New York
🥤 Kev: Dark and Stormy
🥃 Andy: Cheap neat bourbon shot (Old Crow)
Jurassic Park
🥃 Kev: Midori Sour
🧃 Andy: Hawaiian Punch
Kingsman
🍸 Kev: Martini
🍸 Andy: Martini with pop rocks
Haunted Honeymoon
🍸 Kev: Green Fairy
🥤 Andy: Haunted Honeymoon
Kingpin
🥃 Kev: Rusty Nail
🥃 Andy: Red Taxi
The Usual Suspects
🥃 Kev: Old Fashioned
🍺 Andy: Depth Charge
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The snack that represents each film, picked by Kev and Andy every episode.
Swingers
🥚 Vegas Casino-Chip Pretzel Mix
Beetlejuice
🥚 Possessed Shrimp Cocktail
Jewel of the Nile
🌍 Stuffed Dates & Almonds
Bullet Train
🌍 Japanese konbini snack box (onigiri & Pocky)
Mission Impossible: Fallout
🌍 Assorted French macarons
Hudson Hawk
🥚 Italian biscotti
Beverly Hills Cop
🥚 Chocolate-covered frozen banana
Zombieland
🥚 Twinkies
The Great Mouse Detective
🎉 Mini cheese cubes on toothpicks
Double Impact
🌍 Hong Kong egg waffles (bubble waffles)
Ex Machina
🌍 Norwegian waffles with brown cheese (brunost)
Se7en
🎉 Seven-layer dip
So I married an axe murderer
🌍 Scottish shortbread
The Crow
🍿 Black licorice allsorts
The Abyss
🎉 Goldfish crackers
Clue
🎉 Deviled eggs
Gravity
🍬 Space Food Sticks
Taken
🌍 French cheese & baguette board
Die Hard
🍬 Skyscraper-shaped Christmas cookies
Major League
🍿 Cracker Jack
Kill Bill
🌍 Japanese rice crackers (senbei & wasabi peas)
Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade
🎉 Mixed dried dates & nuts
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
🍿 Chicago-style popcorn mix (cheese & caramel)
Demolition Man
🥚 Taco Bell-style nacho chips
Zootopia
🥚 Bug-shaped gummy candies
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
🌍 Sherbet lemons
All Dogs Go To Heaven
🌍 Beignets
The Insider
🎉 Sunflower seeds in the shell
The Running Man
🍿 Giant stadium soft pretzel
Ant Man and The Wasp
🎉 Mini slider & cocktail sausage platter
The Burbs
🎉 Backyard BBQ chips & onion dip
Piece by Piece
🍬 Stackable LEGO-brick fruit gummies
Total Recall
🍬 Freeze-dried astronaut ice cream
Drive
🎉 Spiced candied macadamia nuts
Road House
🍿 Pickled eggs from a jar
The Mask
🌍 Cuban-style tostones (fried plantain chips)
Escape From New York
🎉 Beef jerky
Jurassic Park
🍬 Dino-shaped chicken nuggets
Kingsman
🎉 Afternoon tea finger sandwiches
Haunted Honeymoon
🍬 Candy corn
Kingpin
🍿 Vending-machine gummy worms
The Usual Suspects
🥚 Diner pie and black coffee
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Every week, Andy scores that week's Kev pick and Kev scores the correspondingly-ranked Andy pick, a dice roll settles the category, and one of them wins the round.
Andy
19
vs
Kev
22
Kev's ahead after 41 rounds
Round Replay
Who's Harsher?
A 5-round moving average of the score each host gives the other's picks. They're never scoring the same film - Andy rates that week's Kev pick, Kev rates the matching Andy pick - so this is each host's average generosity as a critic over time, not a head-to-head on identical films. With 41 rounds on the board so far, treat this as an early trend, not a settled verdict.
#59 · Swingers vs Serenity
🎲 Romance
Winner: Kev
#60 · Beetlejuice vs My neighbour Totoro
🎲 First Watch
Winner: Andy
#61 · Jewel of the nile vs Philadelphia
🎲 First Watch
Winner: Kev
#62 · Bullet Train vs Clueless
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Kev
#63 · Mission Impossible: Fallout vs High Fidelity
🎲 Action
Winner: Andy
#64 · Hudson Hawk vs The Princess Bride
🎲 Sountrack
Winner: Andy
#65 · Beverly Hills Cop vs Groundhog Day
🎲 Sountrack
Winner: Andy
#66 · Zombieland vs Colour of Money
🎲 Action
Winner: Andy
#67 · The Great Mouse Detective vs Rogue One
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Kev
#68 · #REF! vs The Concierge
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Kev
#69 · Ex Machina vs Iron Man 3
🎲 Best Line
Winner: Kev
#70 · Seven vs Yojimbo
🎲 First Watch
Winner: Andy
#71 · So I Married an Axe Murderer vs Empire Records
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Andy
#72 · The Crow vs Fifth Element
🎲 Sountrack
Winner: Kev
#73 · Abyss vs Empire strikes back
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Kev
#74 · Clue vs Crazy Stupid Love
🎲 Romance
Winner: Kev
#75 · Gravity vs Cock and Bull story
🎲 Best Line
Winner: Andy
#76 · Taken vs Moneyball
🎲 First Watch
Winner: Kev
#77 · Die Hard vs Knight and Day
🎲 Action
Winner: Andy
#78 · Major League vs Empire of the Sun
🎲 First Watch
Winner: Kev
#79 · Kill Bill Vol 1 vs The Other Guys
🎲 Best Line
Winner: Andy
#80 · Indiana and Last Crusade vs Life is Beautiful
🎲 First Watch
Winner: Kev
#81 · Planes, Trains and Automobiles vs Thunderball
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Kev
#82 · Demolition man vs Brewsters Millions
🎲 Sountrack
Winner: Kev
#83 · Zootopia vs Neverending Story
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Andy
#84 · Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows vs Be Kind Rewind
🎲 Action
Winner: Andy
#85 · All Dogs Go to Heaven vs Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring
🎲 Best Line
Winner: Andy
#87 · The Running Man vs The Big Short
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Kev
#88 · Ant Man and the Wasp vs Whiplash
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Kev
#89 · The Burbs vs The Visitor
🎲 Romance
Winner: Kev
#90 · Piece by Piece vs The Artist
🎲 Sountrack
Winner: Andy
#91 · Total Recall vs kiss kiss bang bang
🎲 Rewatch
Winner: Andy
#92 · Drive vs Airplane
🎲 Action
Winner: Andy
#93 · Road House vs Once
🎲 First Time
Winner: Andy
#94 · The Mask vs BMX Bandits
🎲 First Time
Winner: Kev
#95 · Escape from New York vs In Bruges
🎲 Sountrack
Winner: Kev
#96 · Jurassic Park vs Looking for Eric
🎲 First time
Winner: Andy
#97 · Kingsman vs Freejack
🎲 first time
Winner: Kev
#98 · Haunted Honeymoon vs Juliet Naked
🎲 Best Line
Winner: Kev
#99 · Kingpin vs Limitless
🎲 First time
Winner: Kev
#100 · The Usual Suspects vs Baby Driver
🎲 Best Line
Winner: Andy
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